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“Daddy’s Lunchables Just Hit Different”

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Child Trips Balls on Cartoon Bear Candy While Parents Play the Dumb Card

Free Flights for Felons: Heathrow Launches “Smuggle & Return” Program for Bud-Toting Tourists

UK Border Force Introduces Frequent Flier Program for Dumbasses With Dank in Their Duffle

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La Mota’s House of Cards: Oregon’s Favorite Cannabis Chain Can’t Stop Not Paying People

By Boof du Jour Investigations Unit PORTLAND, OR — In Oregon’s booming cannabis sector, where “compliance” means remembering to unlock...

AUSTRALIA'S CANNABIS TELEHEALTH CIRCUS: Inside the Startup That Gave 12,000 People Weed—With Less Oversight Than a Toaster Warranty

By Boof du Jour Global Field Team SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA — In a country where you still can’t legally buy a fucking vape with nicotine, a...

$2M Anti-Aging Freak vs. Chuck from Enterprise—Who’s Actually Healthier?

In the world’s most unnecessary health showdown, we put Bryan Johnson—tech millionaire, human lab rat, and walking Neutrogena ad—head-to-head with Chuck—a 34-year-old assistant manager at Enterprise Car Rental who eats gas station sushi and owns exactly one towel.

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Where we drag cannabis industry skeletons out of the grow room and roast them under 1,000 watts of unforgiving truth.

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Haribo’s High Stakes Recall: Analysts Divided Between “Contaminated Supply Chain” and “Perfect Product Launch”

Investors stunned as Germany’s most trusted candy accidentally outperforms half the cannabis industry by simply fucking up a batch of gummies.

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Utah Officially Becomes the Last Place on Earth to Realize Weed Workers Are Employees

State Officials Celebrate Historic Labor Win by Taking Credit and Leaving Early