Bongwater Classic Polo
Dress like you’ve got a tee time at Augusta and a drug test at 3 p.m.
Collared enough to pass for “proper golf attire”, but casual enough you can still sell eighths out of your glove box in the parking lot. Smoother than a back-nine edible, this banger lets you scream “I smoke mids and play bogey golf” without saying a word. Perfect for confusing the country club—or your next disciplinary hearing.
This is what happens when you pretend you’re part of a respectable industry. You’re not. But at least you’ll look incredible while it all burns down.
• 95% polyester, 5% spandex
• Fabric weight: 5.60 oz./yd.² (190 g/m²)
• Stretchy jersey material
• Slim fit****
• White button placket
Dress like you’ve got a tee time at Augusta and a drug test at 3 p.m.
Collared enough to pass for “proper golf attire”, but casual enough you can still sell eighths out of your glove box in the parking lot. Smoother than a back-nine edible, this banger lets you scream “I smoke mids and play bogey golf” without saying a word. Perfect for confusing the country club—or your next disciplinary hearing.
This is what happens when you pretend you’re part of a respectable industry. You’re not. But at least you’ll look incredible while it all burns down.
• 95% polyester, 5% spandex
• Fabric weight: 5.60 oz./yd.² (190 g/m²)
• Stretchy jersey material
• Slim fit****
• White button placket
Dress like you’ve got a tee time at Augusta and a drug test at 3 p.m.
Collared enough to pass for “proper golf attire”, but casual enough you can still sell eighths out of your glove box in the parking lot. Smoother than a back-nine edible, this banger lets you scream “I smoke mids and play bogey golf” without saying a word. Perfect for confusing the country club—or your next disciplinary hearing.
This is what happens when you pretend you’re part of a respectable industry. You’re not. But at least you’ll look incredible while it all burns down.
• 95% polyester, 5% spandex
• Fabric weight: 5.60 oz./yd.² (190 g/m²)
• Stretchy jersey material
• Slim fit****
• White button placket