Boof Empire: Official Contestant Tee
$25.00
Official merch from a deathly gameshow, where dreams go to die and social equity gets spun like a wheel on clearance. If you're wearing this, you’ve already been eliminated—or worse, approved.
No license, no prize money, no rules. Just lights, cameras, and one washed-up founder playing equity Hunger Games in a tux.
Slip this on and wait for your number to be called. The wheel’s still spinning.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
No license, no prize money, no rules. Just lights, cameras, and one washed-up founder playing equity Hunger Games in a tux.
Slip this on and wait for your number to be called. The wheel’s still spinning.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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Official merch from a deathly gameshow, where dreams go to die and social equity gets spun like a wheel on clearance. If you're wearing this, you’ve already been eliminated—or worse, approved.
No license, no prize money, no rules. Just lights, cameras, and one washed-up founder playing equity Hunger Games in a tux.
Slip this on and wait for your number to be called. The wheel’s still spinning.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
No license, no prize money, no rules. Just lights, cameras, and one washed-up founder playing equity Hunger Games in a tux.
Slip this on and wait for your number to be called. The wheel’s still spinning.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Official merch from a deathly gameshow, where dreams go to die and social equity gets spun like a wheel on clearance. If you're wearing this, you’ve already been eliminated—or worse, approved.
No license, no prize money, no rules. Just lights, cameras, and one washed-up founder playing equity Hunger Games in a tux.
Slip this on and wait for your number to be called. The wheel’s still spinning.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
No license, no prize money, no rules. Just lights, cameras, and one washed-up founder playing equity Hunger Games in a tux.
Slip this on and wait for your number to be called. The wheel’s still spinning.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping