CocaineBizCon Executive Pullover
You’ve already written off that $10K trip to Vegas as a ‘business expense’—might as well dress the part.
Introducing the CocaineBizCon Executive Pullover, the unofficially official uniform for those "industry leaders" still explaining where the investor money went. Whether you’re dodging unpaid invoices, running another "premium craft" brand with no actual weed, or prepping your exit scam, this sweatshirt has you covered—literally!
✔ Soft, cozy, and perfect for late-night meetings with your legal team.
✔ Ideal for anyone who’s been called “a disruptor” but really just owes people money.
✔ Pairs well with fraudulent pitch decks and non-binding handshake deals.
Wear it to MJBizCon and see who’s in on the joke—or who’s nervously calling their accountant.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
You’ve already written off that $10K trip to Vegas as a ‘business expense’—might as well dress the part.
Introducing the CocaineBizCon Executive Pullover, the unofficially official uniform for those "industry leaders" still explaining where the investor money went. Whether you’re dodging unpaid invoices, running another "premium craft" brand with no actual weed, or prepping your exit scam, this sweatshirt has you covered—literally!
✔ Soft, cozy, and perfect for late-night meetings with your legal team.
✔ Ideal for anyone who’s been called “a disruptor” but really just owes people money.
✔ Pairs well with fraudulent pitch decks and non-binding handshake deals.
Wear it to MJBizCon and see who’s in on the joke—or who’s nervously calling their accountant.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
You’ve already written off that $10K trip to Vegas as a ‘business expense’—might as well dress the part.
Introducing the CocaineBizCon Executive Pullover, the unofficially official uniform for those "industry leaders" still explaining where the investor money went. Whether you’re dodging unpaid invoices, running another "premium craft" brand with no actual weed, or prepping your exit scam, this sweatshirt has you covered—literally!
✔ Soft, cozy, and perfect for late-night meetings with your legal team.
✔ Ideal for anyone who’s been called “a disruptor” but really just owes people money.
✔ Pairs well with fraudulent pitch decks and non-binding handshake deals.
Wear it to MJBizCon and see who’s in on the joke—or who’s nervously calling their accountant.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.