Compliance Survival Dad Hat
$30.00
Some people clock in. Others log into Metrc. Guess which ones cry before lunch.
This hat is for the ones buried in support tickets, rejected manifests, and phantom active packages that never die. Embroidered as a warning label for anyone still under the illusion that state-run seed-to-sale systems work.
Wear it proudly. Wear it bitterly. Just don’t wear it to your regulatory walkthrough… unless you're ready to be the legend whispered about in compliance meetings.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
This hat is for the ones buried in support tickets, rejected manifests, and phantom active packages that never die. Embroidered as a warning label for anyone still under the illusion that state-run seed-to-sale systems work.
Wear it proudly. Wear it bitterly. Just don’t wear it to your regulatory walkthrough… unless you're ready to be the legend whispered about in compliance meetings.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
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Some people clock in. Others log into Metrc. Guess which ones cry before lunch.
This hat is for the ones buried in support tickets, rejected manifests, and phantom active packages that never die. Embroidered as a warning label for anyone still under the illusion that state-run seed-to-sale systems work.
Wear it proudly. Wear it bitterly. Just don’t wear it to your regulatory walkthrough… unless you're ready to be the legend whispered about in compliance meetings.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
This hat is for the ones buried in support tickets, rejected manifests, and phantom active packages that never die. Embroidered as a warning label for anyone still under the illusion that state-run seed-to-sale systems work.
Wear it proudly. Wear it bitterly. Just don’t wear it to your regulatory walkthrough… unless you're ready to be the legend whispered about in compliance meetings.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Some people clock in. Others log into Metrc. Guess which ones cry before lunch.
This hat is for the ones buried in support tickets, rejected manifests, and phantom active packages that never die. Embroidered as a warning label for anyone still under the illusion that state-run seed-to-sale systems work.
Wear it proudly. Wear it bitterly. Just don’t wear it to your regulatory walkthrough… unless you're ready to be the legend whispered about in compliance meetings.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
This hat is for the ones buried in support tickets, rejected manifests, and phantom active packages that never die. Embroidered as a warning label for anyone still under the illusion that state-run seed-to-sale systems work.
Wear it proudly. Wear it bitterly. Just don’t wear it to your regulatory walkthrough… unless you're ready to be the legend whispered about in compliance meetings.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle