Mistress of the Multistate Tee
$25.00
The face of vertical integration. The queen of crashing margins. Now starring in her boldest role yet: gaslighting Eternia and shareholders in one fell swoop.
For those who know the true power doesn’t lie in Castle Grayskull—it’s locked in an 18-month promissory note with zero liquidity.
No refunds. No investor updates. Just vibes and VTO.
Ships faster than her next apology letter to Florida regulators.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
For those who know the true power doesn’t lie in Castle Grayskull—it’s locked in an 18-month promissory note with zero liquidity.
No refunds. No investor updates. Just vibes and VTO.
Ships faster than her next apology letter to Florida regulators.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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The face of vertical integration. The queen of crashing margins. Now starring in her boldest role yet: gaslighting Eternia and shareholders in one fell swoop.
For those who know the true power doesn’t lie in Castle Grayskull—it’s locked in an 18-month promissory note with zero liquidity.
No refunds. No investor updates. Just vibes and VTO.
Ships faster than her next apology letter to Florida regulators.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
For those who know the true power doesn’t lie in Castle Grayskull—it’s locked in an 18-month promissory note with zero liquidity.
No refunds. No investor updates. Just vibes and VTO.
Ships faster than her next apology letter to Florida regulators.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
The face of vertical integration. The queen of crashing margins. Now starring in her boldest role yet: gaslighting Eternia and shareholders in one fell swoop.
For those who know the true power doesn’t lie in Castle Grayskull—it’s locked in an 18-month promissory note with zero liquidity.
No refunds. No investor updates. Just vibes and VTO.
Ships faster than her next apology letter to Florida regulators.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
For those who know the true power doesn’t lie in Castle Grayskull—it’s locked in an 18-month promissory note with zero liquidity.
No refunds. No investor updates. Just vibes and VTO.
Ships faster than her next apology letter to Florida regulators.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping