OnlyGrams Mug – Morning Subscription
$15.00
Start your day with 11 ounces of artificially inflated self-worth and a splash of cannabis capitalism. The OnlyGrams Mug is perfect for sipping overpriced third-wave coffee while pretending you're not actively breaking state law with your “subscription-based” side hustle. Whether you're a legacy trapper with a square reader or a budtender influencer who just got shadowbanned again, this is your morning flex.
Pairs beautifully with backroom deals, burner phones, and content “for medical use only.”
It’s not merch. It’s a confession.
• Ceramic
• 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
Pairs beautifully with backroom deals, burner phones, and content “for medical use only.”
It’s not merch. It’s a confession.
• Ceramic
• 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
Quantity:
Start your day with 11 ounces of artificially inflated self-worth and a splash of cannabis capitalism. The OnlyGrams Mug is perfect for sipping overpriced third-wave coffee while pretending you're not actively breaking state law with your “subscription-based” side hustle. Whether you're a legacy trapper with a square reader or a budtender influencer who just got shadowbanned again, this is your morning flex.
Pairs beautifully with backroom deals, burner phones, and content “for medical use only.”
It’s not merch. It’s a confession.
• Ceramic
• 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
Pairs beautifully with backroom deals, burner phones, and content “for medical use only.”
It’s not merch. It’s a confession.
• Ceramic
• 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
Start your day with 11 ounces of artificially inflated self-worth and a splash of cannabis capitalism. The OnlyGrams Mug is perfect for sipping overpriced third-wave coffee while pretending you're not actively breaking state law with your “subscription-based” side hustle. Whether you're a legacy trapper with a square reader or a budtender influencer who just got shadowbanned again, this is your morning flex.
Pairs beautifully with backroom deals, burner phones, and content “for medical use only.”
It’s not merch. It’s a confession.
• Ceramic
• 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
Pairs beautifully with backroom deals, burner phones, and content “for medical use only.”
It’s not merch. It’s a confession.
• Ceramic
• 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe