High Times Intellectual Property Up for Sale, Opening Bids Start at “Whatever You Got on You”
A fierce auction is taking place between a corporate chad and somebody’s drug dealer over the ownership of High Times. Photo credit: Allen Iverson
"You got $20 and a half-smoked pre-roll? You might be the new owner of High Times."
The High Times intellectual property is officially up for sale in a court-ordered receivership, and the starting bids are, well... negotiable.
According to insiders, the iconic cannabis brand—once the Rolling Stone of stoner culture—could soon belong to literally anyone with an internet connection, a mild tolerance for legal paperwork, and something of value to barter.
“We’re talking trademarks, domains, copyrights, the whole damn thing,” said one source close to the sale. “If you ever dreamed of owning Cannabis Cup, Dope Magazine, or 420.com, now’s your chance. Hell, for the right price, you might even get the keys to their LinkedIn account—though we’re not sure why you’d want that.”Mixed Reactions from Customers
A Garage Sale for Stoner History
The sale includes an absolutely absurd amount of IP:
Trademarks for High Times, Cannabis Cup, Dope Magazine, Miss High Times, and 40+ more.
Copyrights dating back to 1977, including every issue of High Times ever published.
Premium domains like Hightimes.com, Cannabiscup.com, Culturemagazine.com, and Dopemagazine.com.
Social media accounts with a massive following across Instagram, Facebook, X (formerly Twitter), YouTube, and TikTok.
What Can You Get It For?
The real question: how much will it cost?
While the official receivership notice didn’t list a price, early bidding appears to be extremely flexible. One industry insider claimed that opening bids were set at “whatever you got on you right now.”
“I walked in with a Bic lighter, a half-smoked blunt, and a pack of unopened Gushers, and the auctioneer genuinely considered it,” said one attendee.
Another bidder, Todd ‘Skunky’ Ramirez, reportedly offered a used dab rig and an eighth of Purple Punch, only to be outbid by a guy who just had really good vibes.
Potential Buyers: Billionaires, Burnouts & Bitcoin Bros
With a brand as legendary as High Times, speculation over who will buy it has already begun.
Seth Rogen & Wiz Khalifa: Rumored to be considering a joint purchase. Literally.
Some Guy Named Chad: Recently inherited money from his uncle and wants to make High Times a full-time NFT project.
Big Tobacco: Probably plotting some dark corporate wizardry.
Your Weed Dealer: Considering pooling tips from the last three years to make an offer.
Meanwhile, Elon Musk has yet to comment, though sources claim he’s interested in acquiring 420.com just for the memes.
What Happens If Nobody Buys It?
If High Times somehow doesn’t sell, it could be reclaimed by nature—like an abandoned Blockbuster, but with more posters of Bob Marley.
There’s also talk of simply returning it to the people.
“We’re considering printing out all the old issues and scattering them across public parks and bus stops,” said one auction official. “It’s what the founders would’ve wanted.”
Final Thoughts: Should You Buy It?
If you’ve ever dreamed of owning a piece of cannabis history, this could be your shot. Just make sure to check your pockets before showing up.
Because at this rate, your bid might already be enough.
🔥 Would you buy High Times? Drop your bid in the comments. No, really. You might win. 🔥
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